Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
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How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
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He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
and you fell through a lawn chair
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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