I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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