Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
