Will you blow on my dice?
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
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