We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I think people are normalizing furries
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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