Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
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Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
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my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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