Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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