She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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