do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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