guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
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I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
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I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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