dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
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You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
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Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
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