Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
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Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
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Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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