why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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