He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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