The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i think my mom watched the whole time
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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