the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
As shirtless as possible
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
A+ Viking dick
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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