Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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