he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
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I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
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I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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