her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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