Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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