Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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