So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
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just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
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I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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