But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
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