Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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