Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
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He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
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We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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