"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
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well in DOG beers, i've only had one
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
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me + whiskey = a bad person
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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