Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
