I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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