last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
no, he came in my armpit
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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