No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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