my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
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Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
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