Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize