What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
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Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
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I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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