nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
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So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
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No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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