yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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