The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Randomize
