Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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