Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize
