do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize