You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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