Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
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All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
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I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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