the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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