yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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