Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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