Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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