I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
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I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
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We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
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