i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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