you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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