i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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