Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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