Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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