I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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