Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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