So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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